(via fake-mermaid)


shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via abandoned-us)


doncarlosi:

tangarang:

ccomicsloth:

yokhakidfiasco:

thedeadhand:

general-winky:

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

what the actual fuck

This is actually pretty cool

its really sweet though

am

am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.

This is actually lovely.

Oh my

(via pizza)


the-absolute-best-gifs:

rapewhistled
very true
this is actually all we do throughout the day


This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

rapewhistled

very true

this is actually all we do throughout the day

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.


2wentysixletters:

Typewriter Series #33

2wentysixletters:

Typewriter Series #33

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imaginary-monday:

We’re born with millions of little lights shining in the dark

imaginary-monday:

We’re born with millions of little lights shining in the dark

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fake-mermaid:

*showers for 4 hours to avoid homework*

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