*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
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18. Loves to laugh. Wants to travel the world. Living to the fullest. Music fanatic. Cat lover.
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
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The so-called ‘Chrono Shredder’ provides a palpable (or pulp-able?) physical reminder that all things are temporary, and we can never wind back time in this world.
Each day slowly shreds in realtime so that minute changes are visible even on an hourly or second-to-second basis if one is watching closely.
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i just came up with the perfect rejection line. If a guy asks you to fuck him and you dont want to just say, “I live by the motto go big or go home and judging by the bump in your pants, ill be going home” ive never done this but im 47% it will work.
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I have chills after reading this post. I literally feel like im going to throw up.. I will always reboot this.
real, actual issues in the world right now
This is happening in the world but people are worried about what a celebrity is going to name their child.
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inlovewithafictionalcharacter:
This is one of the most inspirational stories ever.
Oh. My. God.
Is this a true story??
It is indeed. (x) And she’s written a fantastic piece about body image. (x)
holy shit I didnt know that
This is too amazing to NOT reblog, so inspiring.
That is amazing.
My inspiration
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This is what ima do if shit doesnt change really soon. I know it will be hard but fuck it
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yeah if you kiss me and hold my face like this i’m pretty much yours.
True
Boyfriend does this and it’s the most perfect thing yep
Guys that do this are my second favourite thing after bacon
i think this would definitely beat bacon.
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falling in love with me. (2013)
wow this is beautiful
Omg
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IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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